Wednesday 30 July 2008

The Ting Tings

Sunday 27 July 2008

Oor Wullie: Ae Fond Tribute

Here is a poem I wrote in honour of the wee lad on his bucket, as part of the CD-ROM of poetry and prose with my writers' group, Hilltown Writers, of Dundee.

Oor Wullie: Ae Fond Tribute

The braw young lad oan his bucket
Wis ne’er feart o’ a wee stushie
Wi’ Fat Bob, Soapy Soutar aun Wee Eck;
Tackety boots raisin’ sparks on the grund
Wi’ PC Murdoch as nemesis
Aun Ma aun Pa tae set him richt.
Wullie kent richt frae wrang
But oor hero kent hoo tae entertain
Us wi’ his cheeky grin aun gallus wyes.

By Erik Zoha

Kyle of Lochalsh Overlooking Skye

Summer Isles Wester Ross

Thurso, Caithness, Overlooking Orkney

Enjoyed a sun and showers holiday 14th-19th July based in a good B&B in Dingwall, north of Inverness. Good food, nice room, friendly hosts. Toured the North West Highlands including Ullapool, Lochinver, Kinlochbervie, up to Durness near Cape Wrath lighthouse. Also visited Thurso in the North East, took wildlife/geology sea cruise to the Summer Isles of Ullapool, and visited Kyle of Lochalsh, by which time the weather had closed in, so did not visit Skye. Good photography weather.

Sango Beach Durness

Quinag Mountain

Suilven Mountain

Saturday 26 July 2008

The Strange Case of Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy

Lincoln vs. Kennedy

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

He was elected President in 1860
He was elected President in 1960

His wife lost a child while living in the White House
His wife lost a child while living in the White House

He was directly concerned with Civil Rights
He was directly concerned with Civil Rights

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theater *1
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas *2

Lincoln was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife
Kennedy was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife

Lincoln shot in the Ford Theatre
Kennedy shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford

He was shot on a Friday
He was shot on a Friday

The assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters
The assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters

Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse *3
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and fled to a theater

Booth was killed before being brought to trial
Oswald was killed before being brought to trial

There were theories that Booth was part of a greater conspiracy
There were theories that Oswald was part of a greater conspiracy

Lincoln's successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808
Kennedy's successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908