2nd Top In The Times Football Fantasy League

Good start to the new season for my fantasy football team, REDLETTER0809
LEAGUE 18197 POINTS GK/DEF MF/FW
Rank PTG Pts Team CS G/A Def Min Pts G A SP Min Pts
1 84 Leo's Galacticos 11 3.5 11 9 9 10.5 6 5 10 9
2 79.5 REDLETTER0809 4 11 9 10 9 10.5 6 4 8 8
3 78.5 Grahamstown FC 9 3.5 10 7.5 7 4.5 9 11 6 11
4 78 Billygoats 4 8.5 6 7.5 5.5 4.5 11 10 11 10
5 62 breverton1962 4 8.5 4 5 11 9 3 6 9 2.5
6 61.5 essential all stars 9 3.5 3 6 4 4.5 9 9 7 6.5
7 60.5 Steve's Strikers 4 8.5 7 11 5.5 1 9 7 5 2.5
8 56 Smudges select 11 4 8.5 5 3 9 4.5 6 8 4 4
9 46.5 Dougle23 9 3.5 8 4 2 4.5 3 3 3 6.5
10 27 WellsUnited 4 3.5 2 1 2 4.5 1 2 2 5
11 26.5 ShowUsYourNani 4 3.5 1 2 2 8 3 1 1 1

Attention All Rangers Fans; Flight Now Departing...

The slogan on the football shirt reads: in and out of Europe in 3 hours.

Thought For The Day - I Owe My Mother

I OWE MY MOTHER
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> 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
> cleaning."
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> 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
> "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
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> 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
> "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
> next week!"
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> 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
> " Because I said so, ! that's why."
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> 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
> "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
> the store with me."
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> 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
> "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
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> 7. My mother taught me IRONY
> "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
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> 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
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> 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
> "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
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> 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
> "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
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> 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
> "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
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> 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
> "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
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> 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
> "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
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> 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
> "Stop acting like your father!"
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> 15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
> "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
> have wonderful parents like you do."
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> 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
> "Just wait until we get home."
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> 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
> "You are going to get it when you get home!"
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> 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
> "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
> way."
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> 19. My mother taught me ESP.
> "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
>
> 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
> "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
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> 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
> "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
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> 22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
> "You're just like your father."
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> 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
> "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
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> 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
> "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
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> 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
> "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"